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Posted 08 September 2009 - 09:25 AM

i take your second point, but on your first I'd rather be distracting than run over.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 10:32 AM

Although I have read that a flashing light makes it harder for a driver to judge your distance. Why I have one solid light on my seatpost and a flashing one clipped on my bag.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 11:07 AM

View PostFK Pimp, on Sep 8 2009, 10:25 AM, said:

i take your second point, but on your first I'd rather be distracting than run over.


I agree.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:27 PM

Another moam of mine: people that try and talk to you when they can see your blowing out your A@s, soaked with sweat and your doing a workout for time. LEAVE ME ALONE....I'LL TALK AFTER. :)
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Posted 14 September 2009 - 10:29 AM

Q jumpers! why do you feel that you should be able to walk round everyone who got here early? are you special? no - you are a c...
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Posted 14 September 2009 - 10:33 AM

i got used to jumping queues in china... if you don't then you'll never get to the front!

i remember i really p*ssed off some american tourists though in xi'an, the idiots had been waiting for 2hrs, i waited about 15mins
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 12:47 PM

People who don't know when to signal properly, people taking pushchairs to crowded shopping areas, pensioners doing weekly shopping during office lunch hours, warning labels aimed at idiots the gene pool'd be better off without, children in restaurants, any eatery with pictures of the food on the menu, tourists, reality tv (other than Deadliest Catch, of course), prime time Saturday night tv, people clapping along, novelty jester hats, football louts giving every English person a bad rep abroad, netball, unnecessary letters in words, ugly people, fat people, racists, etc. etc.

I'm a very angry man. Probably best not to give me an opportunity to get started...
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 07:08 PM

RossMc..how old are you 80!!!!!

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 08:50 PM

People who say "What do I need to do?" insert anything. You give an answer and they say "Yeah I know that" AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH why did you waste my time then you dumbf##k buffoon.

People who go to the gym then think its ok to stop of at the chippy on the way home..........................

Red tape
Health & Safety
Armchair sports fans
People who say " I was going to join the Royal Marines" But didn't because that job in tescos came up. T###ers.
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People over 80 who drive.
Pandering to: Drug addicts/Alcoholics/Chavs/spongers/Obesity/EU/USA/Kids
Not having the death sentence
Television
Human rights act (Don't even say anything unless you have read it)
Not having the right to bear arms

Right better stop, winding myself up :angry:
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"Don't get hung up on the stopwatch or times, or even weight lifted, think about technique, technique, technique and listening to your body. You will not perform better every session and that is set in stone. Test your self every month keep a written journal not just a forum, a place where you can keep personal notes that you can read to motivate yourself. Don't compare yourself to others when you are working out and likewise do not think that you are already fit as fcuk!!! As someone will always be in front and behind you, ultimate confidence in your abilities yes, but arrogance no, there is a fine line.
But most of all do the things you hate above the things you like or are good at, this will make you a better athlete. Save the things you like for recreational sessions. But ultimately enjoy it, even when you hate it! And finally remember the mind will always give in before the body!"

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 08:49 AM

View PostMark, on Sep 17 2009, 09:50 PM, said:

the right to bear arms



isn't that just genetics and training hard? :D
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Posted 18 September 2009 - 12:38 PM

View PostRossMc, on Sep 17 2009, 01:47 PM, said:

children in restaurants,


people intollerant of people with children in restaurants pre 8pm
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:48 PM

I'd love bear arms, but they'd be disproportionate with the rest of my body. Warm in winter though.

Children in restaurants pre-8pm is allowed. But woe betide anyone foolish enough to let some gruuby urchin run around and scream while I'm trying to eat my steak at a civilised hour. Those knives are sharp, is all I'm saying....
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Posted 03 November 2009 - 03:58 PM

feckin credit card fraudsters!
trying to rip me off - got 」150 out of my cc (tried 500, then 200, then managed to get 100 then 50)

B****** (saved you the trouble chet)
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Posted 03 November 2009 - 07:21 PM

View PostRossMc, on Sep 21 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

I'd love bear arms, but they'd be disproportionate with the rest of my body. Warm in winter though.

Children in restaurants pre-8pm is allowed. But woe betide anyone foolish enough to let some gruuby urchin run around and scream while I'm trying to eat my steak at a civilised hour. Those knives are sharp, is all I'm saying....


You got kids!!! :lol:
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Posted 03 November 2009 - 07:39 PM

View PostFK Pimp, on Nov 3 2009, 03:58 PM, said:

feckin credit card fraudsters!
trying to rip me off - got 」150 out of my cc (tried 500, then 200, then managed to get 100 then 50)

B****** (saved you the trouble chet)


B******!

Happened to me fairly recently too. Managed to get it all back through the C/C company though, hope you do too mate!
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 10:22 AM

if it's a credit card it should be insured, if it's a debit card it might be harder but you should still be able to get something back.

i'm always extra paranoid about my credit card details. I usually burn any receipts and statements. I wish banks would stop printing my card detais on every statement though!
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 11:28 AM

yeah - hoping the cc company are going to sort it out but they didn't do a good job in convincing me of that when I spoke to them!
Normally very cautious as well but had to give my details over the phone to a restaurant recently - sure that is where the problem started. Although th cc co reckon it could have just been someone guessing numbers.
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Posted 15 April 2010 - 03:59 PM

great to have my MiL staying with us this week only she really struggles with the concept of my eating.
Shall we have lasagna tonight? - oh you can't have that
ok how about spag bol? - oh, not that either
ok don't worry

comes home with gammon steaks (ok) with Mahoosive baking potatoes.

Groan :(
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